First ever midmorning bonus blog. I’m excited! Let’s see where this goes. Folks, speaking of goes, I’m about to head to a local water park. There are slides and lazy rivers all over the place. The whole family is excited. On the way, I’m stopping to get breakfast tacos. Many of them.

As you know from my blog yesterday, I’m looking dead ass in the face of 225 el bees on the scale. Scary stuff. Breakfast tacos aren’t exactly known for being lean gainz makers. However, I have decided that I will need fuel to make it around the park all day long. What fuels you? Oh. I dunno. How about potato and egg tacos. No cheese. No cheese. Just potato and egg. Well, and salsa. Salsa really is the taco maker plus this is essentially a vacation day for me. I wont even be blogging today but I will be wearing my sunshirt brought to you by Barstool Sports.

I’m already excited about the trip home from the waterpark because we will stop at the world’s best gas station. Not talkin about Wawa, you cult members. I’m talkin about Bucees.

Incredible, right? The peanut section notwithstanding, the jerky section is the greatest section in the history of gas stations. You can pick out fresh cut, fresh-dried jerky. There’s an assortment of jerky with a litany of flavors. Apple. Jerk. Maple. Peppered. Hickory. and of course traditional. After a long day on the slides, I’m looking forward to buying 2lbs of their finest and washing it down with a topo chico lime.

The little kiss of lime in this sparkling mineral water really sets it apart from others. If you’re ever down in my neck of the woods, enjoy breakfast tacos, some water slides, some jerky from bucees, and a nice, tall cool bottle of the finest sparkling water on the market. Dont forget your sunscreen. Even though it’s overcast, the harmful rays can still destroy your beautiful skin that you just improved with the help of a banana mask.